time is all there is

whatever you want do, do it now.

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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prodigalqueer:

amazighprincex:

reminder that interracial relationships can exist without white people

Most things can exist without white people

but don’t tell white people that.

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thottweiler:

saf-rimmings:

hante:

spitglob:

hante:

kootah:

323kitten:

lilnympho:

Moschino Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2015 Milan by Jeremy Scott: Charlotte Free

Hell no I would be so scared I would so eat shit

!!!! I LOVE HER AWWWWWWW

wth props to this girl

Aren’t you all forgetting she’s dating her half brother

but why is everyone saying they’re related? how so?? where is this information coming from?

they’re birth certificates and the fact they share a dad?

Messy…..

how did we get from skating to incest so fast

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astronorner:

I had to delete my entire childhood to download iOS 8.

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